A typical letter of complaint!
"Back in work after a really good holiday. I do have one major complaint which is listed below. I was made to eat far too much excellent food, I was almost force fed 5 or 6 courses most evenings, alongside a good breakfast and a rather large lunch. I am not going to even mention the midnight buffet. Other than the above complaint, everything else was brilliant, thanks for your help, we really enjoyed the cruise."